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Another Professional Bowlers Association season is upon us

Bowling, PBA Tour, Television, USBC Masters, YouTube

I was going to bore everybody with a preview of this 50th anniversary PBA season.  There are significant format changes, a local player (Chad Kloss) back on tour as an exempt player for a second year, and Milwaukee losing not only is tour stop, but the stop was a "Major" tournament to boot.  As a matter of fact, I wrote numerous update pieces during the USBC Masters qualifying at this point last season.

As I was mentally outlining my preview, it occured to me.... nobody cares, otherwise Milwaukee wouldn't be a FORMER stop on the PBA Tour.  So I cobbled this together instead.  Lots of fun... Enjoy!

First, look at all of the superstars in this commercial, including Ray Nitschke, Billy Martin and a younger John Madden...

Although you would lose significant honor points for it, some people (ridiculously) enjoy this other brand of beer instead...

For those of you not into beer, you might enjoy this soft drink commercial (no celebrities, though)...

Maybe you're not thirsty, but are considering a bowling ball purchase.  Best bet is to listen to the professionals...

Not a bowler, but enjoy watching about it?  Maybe this is your style...

Or maybe you prefer to watch this...

Or, you may be like most people who don't care to watch bowling at all.  Maybe you prefer to watch a different, low-rated sport...

Whatever your fancy, just remember this.  Bowling is fun, and you don't have to go to a center with dozens of lanes when this would do...

Finally, a bowling lane does not have to be 60 feet long, nor have pins weighing 3 pounds, 2 ounces when you can have this...

Just make sure to have fun and be safe...

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