You hear that? It's my phone not ringing.
- If I am behind you in the center lane on the freeway, and neither of us is going 45 MPH, then you are not just one lane too far left, but about one mile from where you should be. Get off the freeway and use Bluemound Road
- If I am in the left lane (getting around dufus number one) and you get so close to my rear bumper that I can count the mosquitoes in your teeth, you may be in the wrong country.
- You and your bretheren are the only ones who want to hear your potato-potato-potato. Today is one of the first car window open days in weeks, and gunning your motors under the overpass impresses nobody. All it does is make me wish that the roadway loses its integrity.