Not even the Albuquerque Journal can answer that question.
OK, that's not why I am going to Albuquerque. Six months after my elbow surgery (and eight months after I threw my last ball in any competition) I head to the national stage to make my bowling comeback at the USBC national bowling tournament.
I only ask three things of you while I am gone...
1. I will leave the comment feature unguarded. You are on your honor to behave - even you "ontheoutskirts". If anyone misbehaves, I will make them deal with Mark the Editor personally.
2. If you burglarize my house, please leave an itemized list of what you take so I can file the insurance report.
3. And for God's sake, people, if you kidnap My-Sugar-Na's children, please get a good, long headstart before you make the ransom demand. (I have a hidden agenda here. Spend enough time with them and you will pay US to take them back!)
My plane leaves in nine hours, and I need some sleep. I'll try to report back on the Albuquerque civic Independance Day festivities.