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Notre Dame "FIGHTING IRISH" vs. George Mason "PATRIOTS". Especially the day after St. Patricks Day, the drunken Irish should whop the crap out of the Patriots.  Take ND.

Nevada - Las Vegas "RUNNIN' REBELS" vs. Kent State "GOLDEN FLASHES". Sure, a Flash is fast, but UNLV is Runnin AND is a Rebel.  This is a toss-up.  But I like Las Vegas better than Ohio, so take UNLV.

Vanderbilt "COMMODORES" vs. Siena "SAINTS". Some people would call Lionel Ritchie a Saint, but he was a better Commodore.  Take Vandy.

Georgetown "HOYAS" vs. Maryland - Baltimore County "RETRIEVERS".  A Retriever is a cute dog, sure nuff.  And it is true nobody quite knows what a Hoya is.  But G'town's mascot is a bulldog, and if Michael Vick were around, he would be in the bulldog's corner.  Take Georgetown.

Mississippi State "BULLDOGS" vs. Oregon "DUCKS".  Same as G'town/UMBC.  Take Mississippi St.

Drake "BULLDOGS" vs. Western Kentucky "HILLTOPPERS"  .  Bulldogs can climb hills, too.  Take Drake.

Xavier "MUSKETEERS" vs. Georgia "BULLDOGS".  But a Bulldog can't stop a Musketeer with a lance or sword.  Take Xavier.

Stanford "CARDINAL" vs. Cornell "BIG RED".  Great.  Two teams named for the same color.  But Stanford's logo is a tree, while Cornell's logo is a bear.  If a tree falls in the woods, does a bear still poop in the woods, too?  Take Stanford.

Miami "HURRICANES" vs. St. Mary's "GAELS".  A Hurricane can usually do more damage overall than a gale (yes, I know that "Gaels" is short for "Gaelic", but go with me on this).  Take Miami.

California - Los Angeles "BRUINS" vs. Mississippi Valley "DELTA DEVILS".  No way UCLA is going to lose, but I love the name Delta Devils.  Say it with me "Delta Devils".  Cool.  Take UCLA.

Purdue "BOILERMAKERS" vs. Baylor "BEARS".  Purdue's logo, a train, has a prominent cow catcher on it.  I am sure the cow catcher can take care of a Bear, too.  Take Purdue.