I ran some errands today
On my way back from lunch I was heading west on I-94 from downtown. By the time I got home, I had compliled these words of advice for our friends at the Harley Davidson festivities this weekend.
- If I am behind you in the center lane on the freeway, and neither of us is going 45 MPH, then you are not just one lane too far left, but about one mile from where you should be. Get off the freeway and use Bluemound Road
- If I am in the left lane (getting around dufus number one) and you get so close to my rear bumper that I can count the mosquitoes in your teeth, you may be in the wrong country.
- You and your bretheren are the only ones who want to hear your potato-potato-potato. Today is one of the first car window open days in weeks, and gunning your motors under the overpass impresses nobody. All it does is make me wish that the roadway loses its integrity.
God love the fact that Harley Davidson is headquartered locally. I do so appreciate the tax base and the jobs that the company provides. But the bikes themselves can stay in Chicago for all I care.
Thank you for your time, you may now go back to flaming Senator Sullivan.
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