You hear that? It's my phone not ringing.
When I get home from work, the mess will be far less than recent weeks.
When I get home from work, food will still be in the refrigerator.
Butt-grooves will not be in the furniture.
The dog will be happy that the torture did not occur.
The first day of school.
For every parent that loves his or her son and daughter only until that last nerve is completely frayed... it is certainly The Most Wonderful Day of the Year. Congratulations, parents. You've made it another year.
Only 364 more days until the next one. Godspeed, my friends.